Friday, September 29, 2006

When i had the time, patience and time to write long mails...

Found this in my laptop. Written more than 18 months ago. In the interim, Addy is hitched, has had a baby. Kau is hitched. Scary is almost there...Abhi netted the KD...Me and God...Well me and God are just as we always were. Both in 4 letter-acronymed firms, me in Blore, God in Mumbai. So here is a throwback to the good old days when i used to write my famous (or not so famous) executive summaries!!!

The executive summary strikes back

Ashok "mere piya (ka female equivalent) gaye londonnn wahan se kiya hai telefoon ..." Kumar has been spotted singing nostalgic songs all over reddybad ...oops...hyderabad. Rumor has it that this new exitee (opp. of entrant) of the bachelors club is thronging every port and airport in search of a loophole to run away to the UK
Ramesh "Bhaiyya married, route clear" God has been spotted wearing green nowadays- green pants, shirt...etc...to signify - no not freshness or chlorophyll content, but his available status... It has been brought to this correspondent's notice that on hearing of this outskirters green status, women are going beserk...One in particular flew back from the US (IOwa to be precise) cutting short her US trip!!! Talk about going ga-ga-gaaaaad!!!
Kaushik "i will matchmake" Mukherjee has been offered a job by Nokia...or is it just that he is volunteering to "connect people" ? Last that this correspondent chatted with him, mr mukherjee offered his services as a nokia...says meet by feb, finish by sept... no points for guessing this one!!!
Abhilasha "i can chat on hours with u on yahoo but forget to tell u that i am returning to India" Sharma has been influenced by "green" signals to return to india. An interview granted to this lowly correspondent by the louly lady indicated tha her heart was torn between two tam-brams in boston and bombay...Will it be boston or bombay? Nagpur or trombay? wait and watch in the next episode of "kyunki abhi be kabhi outskirter thi"...
Sudhir "yahan thand lag rahi hai...its snowing ...its snowing...its snoooowing; Abhi vaapas jarahi hai, my heart is paining, its paining , its painiiiing" Schar has been gallivanting around the US of A. While agra policemen mistook mr schar for a foreigner, the US cops think he is sooo one of them, that they refuse to let him leave the USA. Word is that when mr schar applied for tickets to go back to india, (Home is where the heart is) he was told he couldnt travel coz he didnt have a valid american passport...
Smitha "War Correspondent - She causes wars!!!" Suryanarayanan has been leading a surprisingly sedate life revolving around work, cell fone and laptop. She is in danger of being classified as a fixed asset so as to avail tax benefit on depreciation, so non-moving is her life....hmmm interesting maybe this will make it to the record books!!!
-Smitha
PS -- lou u all in a particular order which is the random order of the names written above
PPS -- my brains are scrambled with 5 days of leave and looking forward to 10 days of bad hard work
PPSS -- nothing...just wanted to say "ppss"!!:))

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Of pop-quizzes

Like im so less evil...duh...but ya the happiness index seems ok...

You Are 24% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.


You Are 68% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world.
Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Thailand - First impressions...nostalgia...

The things i find on my laptop...had drafted a mail to my friends on my first 1.5 days in thailand last year...doubt if it ever got sent out though!!! So here goes...

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Long time since I wrote a long mail… Somehow always meant to, but never did it… well here It is , so please don’t scream at me if you feel frustrated somewhere in the middle of the mail…Its about time I got back to the reporter mode…about time I used that journalism diploma of mine to good use (and if you didn’t know I had one, shame on you – haven’t you known me long enough???) … about time I took a chill pill in life… !!!

I haven’t written such long mails describing life the earth and everything else since circa 2002 – Faridabad and our good old trips to Agra/ mussoorie/ haridwar/ rishikesh and all that…So here goes…

Anyway, life is good , am in Bangkok for a week beginning yesterday. Work – of course…My holiday plans never seem to materialize. So its good I get to see these places on my “list” in the course of work.
Packing – simple, quick. So quick that I don’t check in anything!!! Last time I went to Singapore for 1 week, I had 3 pieces checked in!!! That’s coz I was carrying everything from rice to sambar for my aunt n uncle…
Flight was good. For once in my life I actually slept in the plane. But that was thanks to insomnia setting in big time in the last week, guess I was too pooped. Even then, I always have the weird luck. Next to me is grandpa whose only aim in life is to question everything.
“How should I put on the seatbelt” “How should I tighten it” “How tight should it be” “Beta, you seem to know all this, do you fly often” “Why did they give me earplugs” “ What do you do?” “Where are you from” “ Are you going to Thailand” blah blah blah…

Me patiently replying (I know I know…me and patience??? Who am I kidding right???) …After an hour of all this , I finally turn volume on to full blast on earphones and doze off…only to be woken up by airhostesses to say “maam-food, maam-dinner? Maam- coffee”. I rather think I screamed at one or two of them to leave me alone!!! (Naa- I did not …cant cause a scene for nuts)

Land in Bangkok…nice airport…Met by a “limousine” as promised. That turns out to be a black merc… figure lemme at least get a look at what class car it is and I can brag about it… Look around the back for the same. Nope…nothing found. Driver looking puzzled as to why im seriously looking at the boot at 430 AM . So I decide must be a Thai fake merc!!!
Reach hotel, check in and sleep, wake up, eat and go to office at 1015am. I enter, meet all relevant people and they look at me and say – lets have an early lunch…Man are these people after my own heart!!! Love them already.

Anyway that was day one of work, which ended with window shopping at a huge mall for cameras… think ill buy one with anti-shake or image stabilizer – means has to be a Panasonic, Kodak or a casio.



Today is a festival here in Thailand, and I have been invited to go celebrate. I believe it is like Diwali, and is the Lantern festival. People light lanterns and let it float away into the river. The lantern takes away all the bad things and luck in the past and paves the way for the new year and better luck. If one doesn’t take away his/ her eyes from the lantern till it floats completely, it is considered auspicious!!!

About Thailand, my impressions are not quite the usual. Guess people associate it with sleaze and the night life. I guess I wont see that side of it, more out of choice. Bangkok may be a huge place, but it is surprisingly friendly. People go out of the way to make you feel at home, and whoever said that Americans generally smile at you whether or not they know you had never seen Thai people!!! Extremely giggly by nature (Most of the time you think they are laughing at you, but I figured they don’t laugh at others, just generally giggle for everything!!!), and very open and outgoing… These guys also have a laid back attitude which works good for me as an third party , but would drive me nuts if I was part of the system…

People here are quite straightforward and simple and innocent, Maybe it is a naïve outlook given the kind of stuff Bangkok is known for! But there is something inherently “nice” and “feel good” here. I already have been told the nicknames of everyone I meet here, and the meaning of their names (which is because yesterday I pestered all of them to tell me what the name means), and I have also been told that I am very young and very tall in a very matter-of-fact way!!!
Surprisingly bad English, which is funny given the tourist industry here. Surprisingly good roads, given the size and population of Bangkok…Extremely pleasant is the fact that I found veg food easily , and I had been quite prepared to turn non-veg.

Phuket I hear is far away (“you have to fly out” my client tells me) and I don’t really feel like going alone to a beach resort this time… figure ill do Goa first and then come back to Phuket! Pattaya though I shall go if time permits, with this Chinese woman who is also here in the company on a visit. She hardly understands English, and that frankly makes me feel so good!!! In fact Indians seem to command respect here, and my host made a statement today that the future is India and China, and that India has something rest of Asia never will be able to acquire quickly and that is English and Software!!!

Well I think that’s about it, for now, that was my first impression of Thailand and the Thai-people!!! If you actually read the mail till here, you are great…tussi great ho!!!

Loads of Love
Smi

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

VOA...

Visa on Arrival...Three words that can change my travel plans in a minute...Unfortunately though with an indian passport, one can never do spontaenous overseas trips... I wish there was a ready reckoner for places where Indian passport holders are provided visas on arrival

For once google failed me: i did try the time tested and well proven solution to any question

So here goes for my own and any other hapless soul's reference...VOAs...what i know of are available for...
  • Indonesia
  • Malaysia - only by air
  • Thailand (temporarily suspended)
  • Srilanka
  • Maldives
  • Nepal (no passport)
  • Mauritius
  • Hongkong
  • Macau
  • Cambodia
  • Bhutan
  • Fiji
  • Kenya
  • Singapore transit (if onward travel is to US/ UK)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Say Aaahhhhh...

There are times of late i feel the advent of soooo many news channels hasnt done much for newsworthy news... especially when u realize that every so called news channel only sensationalizes the every day stuff, or worse, cooks up stories...for e.g. last week i was bored on a sunday afternoon, and was flipping channels...landed on Aaj Tak who was "Breaking news"...

So i go...hmmm maybe someone important: croaked, or is croaking; has quit or quitting; has been caught on camera doing unparliamentary stuff...blah blah blah

but guess what...the news (in a hinglish presentation) is "new delhi mein ek bina driver ke tata indica ko cell phone camera mein capture kiya gaya"... and as i watch it, there is a panel discussion with "auto experts" rendering studied opinions as to how the newspaper toting person in the passenger seat cannot be controlling the car remotely !!! And as far as Aajtak's scoop goes, wasnt it lucky that someone in the neighbouring car was actually carrying a cell fone which had a great enuff cell which captured with high quality, a 5 min (ot therabout) footage of the "haunted indica"...And this went on for like...4 hours!!!!

Worse still...yesterday, same channel, different "breaking news"something about a nagin in some rural town...i didnt bother to give it the time of day, but suffice it to say everytime i skimmed past that channel...i cud see only the bloody snake...

Hasnt anyone noticed that the instances of ganeshas drinking milk, water becoming milk...or sweet or salty has exponentially increased ever since the number of news channels hit double digits???

Im sure the man with the golden voice who at one point had me and half of india tuning in to hear "Yeh thi khabren aaj tak, intezaar kijiye kal tak"...must be turning in his grave.
SP Singh ,rest in peace...though it will be difficult, but try!!!

And meanwhile Aaj tak and the multitude of channels will cover everything newsworthy, but not tell the public what they want to know. Coz they think they are indefeatable dentists, they tell us to "say aaaaahhh" and we, the great indian public will gladly do so and swallow anything that they feed us...

How lousy is my blog...

...so lousy that the only visitor is me...
...so lousy that it took me so long to figure that the counter on the blog reflects every time i view a post which i publish (which aint much) ...
...so lousy that even i dont feel like posting nything...
...so lousy that if u were stuck in a jam between inner ring road and airport road at 830 in the morning with nothing to do and 45 mins to kill, and god appeared and offered u a choice that u cud browse the blog and then get outta the jam in 5 mins, or, u cud stay stuck in traffic, ud choose to stay stuck...
...so lousy that i have to publish a post like this...
...so lousy that i think i shud start posting comments myself...
...thats it...i give up

Saturday, September 09, 2006

These are a few of my favorite things...

May not quite be raindrops on roses (hate flowers especially if they are in bouquets), or whiskers on kittens... (i think that'll keep for another time and list of "these are a few of my un-favorite things)...Here goes some of my fav. things [my bday is on dec 10th...;0)]
  • Books...romance - so im a little soft in the head...sue me...
  • Books- comics - asterix...tintin...C&H...archie...tinkle...ACK...shud start X-Men soon
  • Books- travel related: picked up three on egypt and one on greece already!!! :)
  • Books- Some arbit fiction...like gods, demons and other stories by RKNarayanan...but i cant seem to read his other books beyond page 20...
  • Books - The H2G2 series...probably appeals to the kook in me...
  • Movies - Sound of Music (I know the entire lyrics of this one...owned the Video tape, audio tape and audio cd...havent yet collected the CD)
  • Movies- MMKR - "Neengalum Cooku...Gramamum Cooku"... Own the CD already
  • Movies - Latest entrant - Munnabhai...II ...am waiting for the DVD
  • Movies - Manichitrataazh...am not too fluent in mallu , but this movie rocks
  • Movies - Hrishikesh Mukherjee ones...meaning to start up a library of this one...
  • Movies - Rajini movies...not a collector or something, but i owe it to my family and blood to catch each of it at least once in the theatre...
  • Other stuff - Cross words...(Hindu esp.)... Sudoku (Bought a handheld video game in duty free for this),Jigsaw puzzles
  • Poetry - As long as there is reason (not necessarily a rhyme)...exceptions being Dr Seuss and Edward Lear...
  • TV - Cartoons (even dexters lab...its better than watching the powerpuff girls)...esp. T&J, Looney Toons, Courage the cowardly dog...
  • TV - Remington Steele (...drrooolllll...) - am searching for the cd/ dvd collection of this one
  • TV - Takeshi's castle...(dont ask ...urs is not to question why, urs is to see and buy)
  • TV - Biographies - did u know they play 4 hours of biographies on History channel each sunday???
  • Places...thats another list altogether...