When i had the time, patience and time to write long mails...

Found this in my laptop. Written more than 18 months ago. In the interim, Addy is hitched, has had a baby. Kau is hitched. Scary is almost there...Abhi netted the KD...Me and God...Well me and God are just as we always were. Both in 4 letter-acronymed firms, me in Blore, God in Mumbai. So here is a throwback to the good old days when i used to write my famous (or not so famous) executive summaries!!!

The executive summary strikes back

Ashok "mere piya (ka female equivalent) gaye londonnn wahan se kiya hai telefoon ..." Kumar has been spotted singing nostalgic songs all over reddybad ...oops...hyderabad. Rumor has it that this new exitee (opp. of entrant) of the bachelors club is thronging every port and airport in search of a loophole to run away to the UK

Ramesh "Bhaiyya married, route clear" God has been spotted wearing green nowadays- green pants, shirt...etc...to signify - no not freshness or chlorophyll content, but his available status... It has been brought to this correspondent's notice that on hearing of this outskirters green status, women are going beserk...One in particular flew back from the US (IOwa to be precise) cutting short her US trip!!! Talk about going ga-ga-gaaaaad!!!

Kaushik "i will matchmake" Mukherjee has been offered a job by Nokia...or is it just that he is volunteering to "connect people" ? Last that this correspondent chatted with him, mr mukherjee offered his services as a nokia...says meet by feb, finish by sept... no points for guessing this one!!!

Abhilasha "i can chat on hours with u on yahoo but forget to tell u that i am returning to India" Sharma has been influenced by "green" signals to return to india. An interview granted to this lowly correspondent by the louly lady indicated tha her heart was torn between two tam-brams in boston and bombay...Will it be boston or bombay? Nagpur or trombay? wait and watch in the next episode of "kyunki abhi be kabhi outskirter thi"...

Sudhir "yahan thand lag rahi hai...its snowing ...its snowing...its snoooowing; Abhi vaapas jarahi hai, my heart is paining, its paining , its painiiiing" Schar has been gallivanting around the US of A. While agra policemen mistook mr schar for a foreigner, the US cops think he is sooo one of them, that they refuse to let him leave the USA. Word is that when mr schar applied for tickets to go back to india, (Home is where the heart is) he was told he couldnt travel coz he didnt have a valid american passport...

Smitha "War Correspondent - She causes wars!!!" Suryanarayanan has been leading a surprisingly sedate life revolving around work, cell fone and laptop. She is in danger of being classified as a fixed asset so as to avail tax benefit on depreciation, so non-moving is her life....hmmm interesting maybe this will make it to the record books!!!

-Smitha
PS -- lou u all in a particular order which is the random order of the names written above

PPS -- my brains are scrambled with 5 days of leave and looking forward to 10 days of bad hard work

PPSS -- nothing...just wanted to say "ppss"!!:))